Jokes+and+Riddles

=Jokes and Riddles = ​ Joke Website

**Samples:**

//What has 2 humps and lives in the North Pole?//
 * 1. Animal Jokes:**

//Why did the bacon laugh?//
 * 2. Food Jokes:**

//Why was the nose sad?//
 * 3. Health and Body Jokes:**

//When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?//
 * 4. Holiday Jokes:**

//What's the most musical bone?//
 * 5. Music Jokes:**

//What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver and a UPS driver?//
 * 6. People Jokes:**

//Why was the teacher cross eyed?//
 * 7. School Jokes:**

//What kind of star is dangerous?//
 * 8. Science and Nature Jokes:**

//Why should bowling alleys be quiet?//
 * 9. Sports Jokes:**

//Why did the man freeze his cash?//
 * 10. Weird and Wacky Jokes:**


 * (Answers Below)**

** 1. A lost camel 2. Because the egg cracked a yolk 3. Because he didn't get picked 4. In the dictionary 5. The trom-bone 6. FED-UP 7. She couldn't control her pupils 8. A shooting star 9. So you can hear a pin drop 10. He wanted cold, hard, cash **